angel with a shotgun

Feb 15
akako-22:
“This is the smiling Jack. Reblog and you’ll have good luck forever.
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akako-22:

This is the smiling Jack. Reblog and you’ll have good luck forever.

Feb 15

theinturnetexplorer:

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

Feb 13

ruinedchildhood:

What’s Galentine’s Day? It’s only the best day of the year. Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast-style. Ladies celebrating ladies. - Leslie Knope

Feb 12

i-guess-im-okay:

gingerb3ard:

the1975-bastille:

azkabanescapee:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

Feb 09
Feb 09

Ominous statement generator

team-fcde:

multiversegalaxygirl:

anghraine:

werewolfau:

thesaltfactory:

kieren-fucking-walker:

venusiangay:

Birth Month:

  • Jan - The weathered bone
  • Feb - The stained glass window
  • Mar - A wolf’s howl
  • Apr - The fog on the moors
  • May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
  • June - The bloodied locket
  • July - A scream from within the forest
  • Aug - The churning sea
  • Sept - The fire’s last embers
  • Oct - An old clocktower
  • Nov - A mountain’s wind
  • Dec - A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

  • Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.
  • Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.
  • Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
  • Green - offers to make a pact.
  • Blue - demands a sacrifice.
  • Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.
  • White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
  • Grey - hums with grief.
  • Black - pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

based off this post

The bloodied locket demands a sacrifice.

A wolf’s howl hums with grief

The bloodied locket whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.

A wolf’s howl pardons you of your sins!

A wolf’s howl causes blood to drip from your eyes

The stained glass window offers to make a pact.

Feb 09

scrungo:

Ominous statement generator

month born in
jan - the owls
feb - the stars
march - your enemies 
april - the obelisks 
may - the crystals
june - the secrets
july - the crows
aug - your teeth
sep - the curses
oct - the eyes
nov - the trees
dec - the caves

eye color
brown - do not know you
green - are not what they seem
hazel - cannot reach you
blue - are gone when you look away
grey - plot revenge
other - are not lost but waiting

Feb 09

miyku:

‘’When I was a girl, I had a fear of spiders.’’

Jan 23
christopherandhisstuff:
“ galaxyhowlter:
“ saiko-the-pillow-child:
“ aika-chan01:
“ natalie-as-herself:
“ qelato:
“ anniecrestadair:
“ orangeninjadan:
“ clarkkftw:
“ I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide,...

christopherandhisstuff:

galaxyhowlter:

saiko-the-pillow-child:

aika-chan01:

natalie-as-herself:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Jan 17

cups-of-tea-and-history:

violetimpudence:

prokopetz:

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Well, since there are clearly scenarios which warrant giving zero fucks, it seems plausible to infer that there exists a 0 … 1 scale of fuckitude, containing a potentially infinite number of fractional fuckery scenarios.

Fractional Fuckery Scenarios is going to be my first short story collection.